

"When you said we were vacationing in the S.U.V. I thought you meant something else!"
Bob Englehart, Hartford, Connecticut -- The Hartford Courant
"I'll take it!"
"I'll take it!"
"I'll take it!"
"I won't TAKE it!"
John Cole, Durham, NC -- The Herald-Sun
"You see, darling, when gas prices go up, people with large expensive cars suffer more than other people... it's one of the many ways in which life is unfair."
Jeff Danziger, Los Angeles Times Syndicate